Black People Jokes
What do the trainers ‘ Nike ‘ and the Ku Klux Klan ?
They make blacks run fast .
What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla ?
Dull gorilla !
How to remove the black man with a tree?
Cut the rope !
Why black are always expensive clothes and jewelry, travel in expensive cars, but live in dirty , neglected homes?
They have not yet figured out how to steal home!
What is different from the Negro mail letters?
The letter can be sent back .
Negro , a Jew and a Mexican jumping from the roof of both buildings . Who hits the ground first?
Does it really matter ?
How the only way you can look at the nigger and smile ?
After a rifle !
What is the difference Negro and a basket of crap from each other?
What are the similarities between an apple and a nigger ?
They both place on the tree !
What is the difference between knocked on the road between a dog and a black man knocked on the road ?
Before a dog show traces of braking.
How should I call the black man with univeritetstkim education?
Why negros run fast ?
Those who run slowly , sitting in jail!
What to do when waking up in the night , you see your TV floating in the air ?
Shoot in black who steals the TV!
What is the difference between a large pizza and a black man ?
The pizza can feed a family of four!
‘ Cadillac ‘ with four blacks falls from the cliff. What do not you like about this picture?
‘ Cadillac ‘ accommodates five !
What can I do to get rid of the black man ?
Throw him a basketball !
What do you call a white man surrounded by three blacks ?
Five blacks ?
Thousands of blacks ?
The prison warden !
The Negro and Mexican riding in the car . Who is sitting behind the wheel ?
A police officer !
How to save a drowning nigger ?
Do not know? That’s good !
What is the American Dream ?
All niggers are cleaned in Africa , holding the armpit by a Jew !
Nigger walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, ‘ Where did you find this miracle? ‘ The parrot says, ‘ In Africa . There’s such – millions at every turn ! ‘
White young man named Homer looked the other night in the bar. When you sit around a black man , he stared at the TV . It was 10 pm news broadcast . Shown shooting the scene : a man was standing on the window ledge of the top floor of a tall building and intended to throw himself down . The negro looked at Homer and said, ‘ Do you think that jump ? ‘ Homer said, ‘ jump , I bet . ” The Negro said , ‘Well, I argue, that does not jump ! ‘ Homer put $ 20 on the counter and said, ‘ It’s a deal ? ‘ And perhaps the Negro put his twenty on the counter, the man jumped – to his death . Black is extremely upset and handed the money to Homer , saying: ‘ Well, so lost lost. Money – yours ‘ . Homer said : ‘ I can not take your money , I have watched this show in a five-hour day release and knew he would jump . ” At that Negro said, “I also saw the wrong gear , but did not think he would do it again . ‘ Then Homer took the money …
The FBI has sent an employee to the South African apartheid-era to learn from crowd control . South African General took him to a place where just clashes . There, trying to disperse the crowd of blacks , police used tear gas. The crowd runs back a short distance, and throws again going forward. The police then sent for them and demolish their water cannons water pressure out of sight. Negros come to life rebuilt and go to attack again. This time, they are greeted by a platoon of German shepherd dogs . They leave so many holes on blacks from the bites that they run away like mad and no longer returned. ‘ Impressive, – says the FBI . – But let me , so if the dogs do well with the case, why do not you use them right away in the first ocherd ? ‘ ‘ You do not understand – meets the general. – These niggas stink so disgusting that we first have to treat them with gas and then rinse well , or our dogs do not dare to tackle them ! ‘
Two black guys walking down the street and see the ad : ” Be White for $ 15 ! ‘ . They begin to dig into their pockets , and one finds in his bill of $ 20 , and another – a 10- dollar bill . Since none of them have exactly 15 dollars, they can not figure out how they can become White . After a while, one of them suddenly dawns on genius : ‘ You go with 20 dollars first , becomes a white , and come back – give me a $ 5 deposit , and then I will be 15 , and I , too, can become White ! ‘ ‘ Well,’ – the responsibility of another lipped and goes inside the house. It takes ten minutes and – you will not believe ! He goes : blond , blue-eyed , and even in a suit and tie. The first black man says: ‘ Damn it ! You really white ! Let’s hurry $ 5 , I want to be like that! ‘ ‘ Fuck you, nigga ! – Comes the reply . – Go better , look for a job! ‘
The Negro has found the magic lamp and rubbed it. As was to happen , there was a magician of light . Seeing the negro magician said : ‘ That’s crap ! What do you want from me ? ‘ Nigger says, ‘ I want from America to Africa stretches bridge , made of pure gold . ” The Wizard says, ‘ You must be crazy? You know, it takes gold ? No, this can not be done . Guessing something else . ” Black then said , ‘OK , I want everyone to negrityata were as smart and as priglyadnymi White children . ” The Wizard sighed : ” That bridge – do it in two lanes or four ? ‘
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